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डिजीटल ट्रान्सफर्स सर्वसामान्य लोकांना करता येणार नाहीत अशी भिती वाटणार्‍यांसाठी वर दोन क्लिप्स दिलया आहेतच. त्यांची काळजी दूर करणारे तंत्रज्ञान अगोदरच विकसित झाले आहे व नवीन गरजांसाठी नवीन तंत्रज्ञान विकसित होत आहे. त्यातली अजून एक भर खालच्या क्लिपमध्ये दिसेल... Introducing Amazon Go and the world’s most advanced shopping technology

डिमॉनेटायझनची काही चर्चा ज्या प्रकारे होत आहे तिला कायप्पावर फिरणारा एक विनोद एकदम फिट्ट आहे. तो इथे देण्याचा मोह झाला आहे... A Demonetisation Death Story ! Reporter: Sir, a 23 year old boy died as he was run over by a train while walking on the railway track with headphones. Editor: OK, good, report it as a case of suicide due to lack of money after Demonetisation. Reporter: But Sir, there was money in his valet. They found over 10,000 rupees. Editor: OK, in that case report it as suicide due to his inability to get change to eat food. Reporter: But Sir, he had many 50 and 100 rupee notes in his valet. Editor: Hmmm, then report that he was in ATM queue for 6 hours without food and lost consciousness on railway track. Reporter: But Sir, this happened early in the morning. There are no ATMs near railway track. Editor: Then you can say, he was pushed on the railway track by people who didn't have money after Demonetisation. Reporter: No Sir, there was nobody anywhere near him when he died. Editor: You're too stubborn. Why don't you report it as suicide because he lost all his savings due to Demonetisation ? Reporter: But Sir, he is a 23 year old student. He's still in college doing his Masters. Editor: Oh, in that case we can report it as a case of inability to pay fees due to Demonetisation. Reporter: How's that possible Sir ? He had enough money with him... Editor (Cutting him off): That you can say, was needed for his hostel and daily food. Reporter: But Sir, he stays at home with family and his house is located close to the place where the accident occurred. Editor: I don't know. Do what you want, but you MUST report it as a Demonetisation Death. Reporter: Sir, isn't that wrong and unethical ? There is absolutely no connection to his death and Demonetisation. Editor: My media is sustained by this reporting. You must connect it. Else I won't have money to pay your salary. The Reporter reported: 23 year old youth run over by a train while watching Modi's Demonetisation speech on his mobile ! This is real status of #Presstitutes. हा सगळा काळा विनोद वाटेल, पण वास्तवात दुर्दैवाने तसे घडत आहे. :(

डिमॉनेटायझेशन ही एकुलती एक कारवाई आहे आणि तिने काय फरक पडेल, अश्या काल्पनिक शंकाकुशंका काढणार्‍या लोकांसाठी खुशखबर. सरकारने पुढच्या काही कारवाया सुरु केल्या आहेत, किंचित तर्कशक्ती वापरली तर भविष्यात अजून बर्‍याच फॉलो अप अ‍ॅक्शन्स आणि बर्‍याच नवीन भ्रष्टाचारविरोधी कारवाया येतील... तेव्हा सावधान ! ;) :) ****** Watch out black money hoarders! RBI is now tracking every new note in circulation ****** http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/govt-demonetisation-move/liveblog/55… १. Checking records of 50 branches of 10 banks all over India where maximum amount of cash in old currency has been submitted: ED Sources २. Karnataka: Karkala police arrests 3 persons with new Rs 2k notes worth Rs 71 lakh in Bailoor;Matter handed over to IT dept for further probe ३. Consequences of demonetisation were taken on board. All efforts were made to mitigate problems : Urjit Patel, RBI governor ४. Between November 8 and 15, the total deposits in Jan Dhan accounts were Rs 20,206 crore. In the second week since demonetisation, between November 16 and 22, it was Rs 11,347 crore while in the third week between November 23 and 30, it was Rs 4,867 crore. ५. Income tax dept raids several Chennai-based jewellers, seizes Rs 90 crore in cash including old and new currency, and 100 kg of gold ६. NABARD will give Rupay card to 4.32 crore villagers who have Kisan Credit Card: Jaitley ७. Those who will pay digitally for RFID cards to use toll plazas will get 10% discount: Jaitley ८. Passengers purchasing tickets online will also get a 5% discount on accommodation, catering and retiring room at railway stations ९. Depositing money in bank doesn't change colour from black to white; deposits to be closely scrutinised for #tax liability: @arunjaitley. १०. Delhi: IT dept conduct survey at Axis Bank, Chandni Chowk branch. 15 accounts found to be fake. Rs. 70 cr deposited in these fake accounts. ११. Gujarat: Police arrest 4 people carrying new notes worth Rs 76 lakh in Surat. Police investigating the matter. १२. Rs 85 lakh cash in Rs 2,000 notes seized from one person १३. Over Rs 100 crore found in 44 bank accounts that didn't follow KYC norms at Axis Bank, Chandni Chowk branch १४. Under PM Modi’s new scheme, false claims may lead to a tax of 85% १५. Chennai cash and gold seizures hit Rs 142 crore, ED to launch probe १६. Chennai tax evasion: IT seizes Rs 24 crore cash in new currency notes in Vellore १७. In time, all corrupt will be caught: PM Modi १८. Soon, industrial workers to get only cashless payments १९. The demonetisation drive and the consequent opposition din in Parliament serve to highlight the opaque funding system of political parties that receive most of their funds in cash, deposit them in banks, and issue cheques for up to 90% of the money collected. २०. The government has reportedly carried out sting operations at several banks to expose corrupt officials who are helping black money hoarders. According to reports, CDs of these sting operations have been prepared and submitted to the concerned authorities. २१. ED seizes Rs 93 lakh in new currency notes from 7 middlemen in Karnataka. ED official presented himself as customer to these middlemen. २२. Senior special assistant of RBI in Bengaluru arrested by CBI for alleged involvement in currency exchange: ANI २३. We are now rapidly completing the demonetisation scheme, significant amounts will be injected in next 3 weeks: Jaitley २४. Gujarat: Police seize Rs 19.67 Lakh from a house in Vadodara, Rs 13 Lakh in new notes. २५. Banks are advised to preserve CCTV recordings of operations at bank branches, currency chests from November 8 to December 30, 2016: RBI २६. Banks issue notes worth Rs 4.61 lakh crore to public through ATMs & over the counter between Nov 10 & Dec 10: RBI २७. CBI has registered 10 cases involving bank officials and post offices in Bengaluru and Hyderabad seizing 17.36 crores: ANI २८. CBI starts a case against a bank official in Behala, Kolkata for allegedly exchanging scrapped notes beyond threshold limit. २९. Axis banks renders inactive bank accounts of more than 50 bullion traders in Manek Chowk area of Ahmedabad. ३०. The Thane crime branch has seized Rs 1.04 crore cash and detained three persons in this connection late on Tuesday evening. ३१. Post-demonetisation, the focus is on greater collaboration between the tax department and other investigating agencies to ensure that those caught with big amounts of unaccounted income are simultaneously probed for corruption and criminal activities including money laundering. ३२. Rs 150cr deposits: Lens on HDFC branch ३३. 80% of old notes, worth Rs 12.4L cr, back in banks ३४. I-T department conduct raids, seizes Rs 3.25 crore in old currency notes in Delhi’s Karol Bagh. Five people arrested. ३५. Rs 3.25 crore in old notes seized from a hotel in Delhi's Karol Bagh by IT Dept & Crime Branch in a joint operation, enquiry underway. ३६. The income-tax department has seized Rs 68 lakh in new currency notes in Panaji and Rs 2.25 crore in new currency notes in Bengaluru ३७. ED seizes Rs 2.18 crore in Chandigarh - new currency worth Rs 17.74 lakhs and Rs 100 notes worth Rs 52 lakh: ANI ३८. Police arrest four people in Wakad for possession of Rs 67 lakh in cash ३९. The government has told the Supreme Court that banks have received Rs 12 lakh crores in demoentised currency, and this has exceeded its expectations. ही तर नुसती सुरुवात आहे, अजून ३१ डिसेंबरला १५ दिवस आहेत ! आणि त्यानंतर सरकारच्या भात्यातून काही विशेष बाण बाहेर येणे अपेक्षित आहे ;) :)

इन्फोसिस संस्थापकांपैकी एक आणि एक तिचे पूर्व संचालक, नंदन निलेकणींचा digital payments mechanism संबंधीचा सल्ला देणार आहेत. त्यांच्या सहकार्याने The National Payments Corporation of India (NPCI) सर्वसामान्य लोकांना सुलभ डिजिटल पेमेंट करता येईल असा प्लॅटफॉर्म तयार करणार आहे. आधार कार्ड संकल्पना वास्तवात आणण्यास निलेकणींनी दिलेले योगदान सर्वांना माहीत आहेच.

काळाबाजार्‍यांनो सावधान ! : मोदींचा इशारा !! Problems of dishonest people will rise after December 30: PM Modi warns the corrupt नुसत्या नोटाबंदीने काय होणार असे विचारणार्‍या लोकांना अजून काय होणार याचे दर्शन लवरकरच केले जाईल असे दिसते आहे :)

करविभागातील पूर्व वरिष्ठ अधिकार्‍याच्या तोंडून टीव्हीवर मुलाखतीत बाहेर आलेली स्फोटक तथ्ये माहीत करून घ्यायची असल्यास युट्युबवरील खालील चित्रफीत पहाणे रोचक ठरेल. https://youtu.be/PpxmMeXJlgo

पैसा बँकेत गेला म्हणजे तो पांढरा झाला असे नाही, हे विरोधकांना पूरेपूर माहीत आहे. पण, गैरसोईचे असल्याने तिकडे डोळेझाक करून, "पहा, पहा, बहुतेक सर्व पैसा बँकेत आला, चला कारवाई असफल झाल्याचे सिद्ध झाले" अशी हाकाटी मारायला सुरुवात झाली आहे. ही राजकिय चलाखी घ्यानात न येऊन, तिला बळी पडणारे अनेक सर्वसामान्य नागरिक असतात... अश्या अननुभवी नागरिकांच्या जीवावर तर चलाख राजकारणी अपप्रचार करत आपले खिसे भरत असतात, हे काही गुपीत नाही. अश्या राजकारण्यांच्या आणी जनसामान्यांच्या खास माहितीसाठी... काही उलट्सुलटे व्यवहार पकडले जाण्याच्या आणि त्यांच्यावरून काळाबाजाराचे अजून पुढचे घागेदोरे मिळण्याच्या सुवार्ता (?!) येणे सुरु झाले आहे ;) :) १. Bhajiawala used 700 people to deposit, withdraw cash या माणसाच्या आतापर्यंत सापडलेल्या २७ बँकखात्यांपैकी २० बेनामी आहेत. २. Enforcement Directorate: 4 banks helped Mumbai trader legalise Rs 150 crore ३. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/pm-modis-address-to-the-nation/liveb… • Kolkata businessman Parsamal Lodha arrested by ED for converting over Rs 25 crore old currency into new, reports ANI. • DRI Chennai intercepts Rs 1.34 crore in denomination of Rs 2000 notes from five persons in the early hours of today (Thursday) near Chennai airport. Enquiries going on. • Kerala: Officials examining the documents of huge deposits after November 8 to 14th, fake accounts and hawala deposits • Kerala: ED officials conduct inspections in the state cooperative bank of Kannur, Kozhikode and Thrissur and CBI in Kollam and Malappuram • Private charter grounded for flying with Rs 3.5 crore in old notes : A private charter company has been grounded after one of its aircraft was rented to fly a person with Rs 3.5 crore in demonetised currency notes from Haryana's Hisar to Dimapur in Nagaland on November 22. The Bureau of Civil Aviation Security (BCAS) has cancelled the "security programme" of Air Car Airline Pvt Ltd, a mandatory clearance without which no charter can fly. • Old currency worth Rs 31 lakh seized at New Delhi Railway station • Tax raids in four branches of Axis Bank in Ahmedabad after getting inputs that the bank had allegedly settled money after demonetisation • Union Cabinet passes ordinance to let companies pay salary via e-mode, cheque • Lower rates to push digital deals: CMs' panel : A high-powered panel of chief ministers has asked Reserve Bank of India (RBI) to "substantially lower" the merchant discount rates (MDR) or the price that is paid by the merchants to bank for payments received through cards, a move aimed at providing a push to digital payments. ४. Rs 2.35 crore in new currency seized in income tax raids on two businessmen in Assam ५. I-T officials stunned by Rs 7 crore deposits in Hyderabad cab driver's account ६. Amid rush for white money, Pune businessman converts cash into black सद्याच्या कारवाईत जुने काळाबाजारी व्यवहारही उघडकीस येत आहेत. त्यातले हे एक महत्वाचे उदाहरण. या इसमाच्या काळ्याबाजाराचा सद्याच्या कारवाईशी तसा अर्थाअर्थी संबंध नाही. पण बँक अकाऊंट तपासताना त्याचेही प्रकरण बाहेर आले ! संगणकीय प्रणालींमुळे हे सहजसाध्य आहे. सद्याची गडबड संपल्यावर करविभाग तीच प्रणाली ०८ नोव्हेंबर २०१६ पूर्वीच्या जुन्या ट्रांझॅक्शन्सवर वापरून असले अजून अनेक व्यवहार शोधून काढेल यात संशय नाही. काळाबाजार्‍यांचे एकमेकाशी साटेलोटे असते हे काही गुपीत नाही. त्यामुळे त्यातला एक जण जाळ्यात अडकला की इतरांपर्यंत जायला घागेदोरे सापडतातच !

नोटाबंदी अयशस्वी झाली आहे असा अपप्रचार करत असलेल्यांसाठी काही खास बातम्या...

१. I-T dept’s black money cell flooded with calls, emails कोणाला काळाबाजारासंबंधी माहिती असल्यास ती सरकारला कळविण्यासाठीचा इमेल अ‍ॅड्रेस : blackmoneyinfo@incometax.gov.in २. Cashless means less cash, not no cash: Arun Jaitley ३. Demonetisation not last action against corruption: NITI Ayog chief hints at more schemes ४. People who were claiming that demonetization will not lead to any effective action against black money, should keep track of their claims’ laughable futility in the following continuously updated blog…

आणि नवीन वर्षानिमित्त येणार्‍या महत्वाच्या सुवार्तांपैकी पहिली !!!

Law against 'benami' properties to be operationalised soon: PM Modi "अजून पुढे काय करणार, अजून पुढे काय करणार ?" असे विचारणार्‍यांना त्यांच्या सर्व प्रश्नाची उत्तरे एक एक करत मिळत जातील असे दिसू लागले आहे ;) :)

भूतपूर्व प्लॅनिंग कमिशन मेंबर, भूतपूर्व चीफ इकॉनॉमिस्ट ऑफ आरबीआय, आणि पूर्व पंतप्रधान मनमोहनसिंग यांना आपले मेंटॉर समजणार्‍या अर्थतज्ञाचे विचार या चित्रफितीतून समजतील व बरेच समज-गैरसमज दूर व्हायला मदत होईल...